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2019/11

James Bond No Time To Die Ramps Up Wokeness With Electric Car, Climate Change Plot

News has been trickling out from beyond the set of the upcoming Bond 25, apparently titled 007: No Time To Die. Some of the news reveals that the film will be ramping up its wokeness by dabbling into Liberal talking points regarding environmentalism, as well as swapping Bond’s iconic gas-consuming Aston Martin for a rare £250,000 electric rendition of the vehicle, for which only 155 have been built.

The Daily Mail published a series of updates from the set, revealing that James Bond will get married to Lea Seydoux’s character from the 2015 outing, Spectre, and that she doesn’t take his last name, as some form of female empowerment.

The female chauvinism doesn’t end there, though. Apparently all the women will deny Bond’s advances, with the Daily Mail claiming that a source stated…

“’The phrase ‘Bond girl’ was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond – their reactions are very different from what people might think.

 

‘Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It’s very funny.’”

It doesn’t sound funny at all.

In fact the article goes on to explain that Lashana Lynch, Bond’s replacement, made some disturbing comments, stating…

“Everyone was really responsive to having her be what I wanted. You’re given a fresh perspective on a brand-new black woman in the Bond world.

 

“We had one conversation about her maybe being on her period in one scene and… throwing her tampon [into the bin].”

This is basically the Bond franchise being ravaged from the inside out.

YouTuber YellowFlash took them to task for sullying the good name of Bond with all of this woke nonsense.

But it gets worse.

The entire production is supposedly being “environmentally conscious”. Using recycled water bottles, and donating food to charity, all while broadcasting how magnanimous they are toward their lessers.

This ties into the movie’s replacement of the traditionally gas-powered Aston Martin with a new electric edition of the vehicle.

The plot will also center around an algae that will destroy the world’s oceans. Why? It makes no sense at all, but Liberals are writing the script so it fits in line with being nonsensical.

The pro-environmentalist plot is to tap into the Progressive Liberal push for beating people over the head about “climate change”.

The only redeeming aspect of the film is that they’ve said that due to all the backlash revealing that Lynch would be donning the ‘007’ title, there may be some alterations to the script where Lynch would be classified as a different agent number… specifically ‘001’. Whether or not they stick with the ‘007’ moniker for Lynch or actually reassign her to another designation is still up in the air. But so far this film is sounding like a complete and utter disaster.

(Thanks for the news tip Guardian EvaUnit02)

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