Back in May of 2019 it was reported that Ultimate Games S.A., and MrCiastku’s Wanking Simulator would be released at some point in the third quarter of 2019. Well, the third quarter came and went and there was no simulated wanking to be had on Steam or elsewhere. However, it wasn’t the lack of media coverage hiding the game’s appearance on digital distributors, it was simply that Ultimate Games S.A., had delayed the game into the first quarter of 2020.

To compensate for the delay, they released a brand new playable demo that you can test out over on the Steam store.

The demo will give you a small taste of what the core gameplay mechanics will be like in Wanking Simulator.

While it might seem like the game is all about jacking off, there’s more to it than spreading what MrCiastku calls “masturbation chaos”. There’s also melee combat, projectile-based tools to manipulate,
throwable objects such as grenades and Molotov cocktails, as well as operable vehicles. You can check out the trailer below to see what the gameplay is like.

As showcased in the trailer, wanking allows you to unleash powerful attacks on people, objects, and buildings.

If police show up and start badgering a poor fop whose simply on about a fap, “Oi, do you have a license to wank, mate?!” you just yank out your wank and make ’em go flying.

The game is obviously meme material for Let’s Players, but hopefully there’s enough actual gameplay material there to make it entertaining and fun. Some parts of the game remind me of a less polished and more asset-flipped version of Postal 2.

Assuming Valve doesn’t change their mind and axe the game before release for being “straight-up trolling”, you can expect to see Wanking Simulator on the Steam store sometime before the first quarter of 2020 is out.