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Sniper Elite 4 Trailer Teases Hitler, And A Bunch Of SJWs Probably Got Triggered

Rebellion released a new trailer teasing the pre-order bonus DLC missions called “Target: Fuhrer”. It features an extra mission where players get an opportunity to hunt down Hitler. Of course, given the absolute maniacal fascination many SJWs running major media outlets have with Hitler, Donald Trump, Pepe the Frog, and more Hitler, I’m pretty sure a bunch of SJWs probably got triggered just reading the headline.

The trailer is really short; it’s only a minute long. We get a quick fly-by of the Nazi installation, which includes a submarine base, and we get a short glimpse of the Fuhrer walking past the camera, sweating profusely from untamed rage and glaring into the camera with unbridled hatred before the screen fades out.

With so many people comparing Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler and crying in corners, hiding in safe spaces and passing out on the floor, I can only imagine what a 3D rendered version of the actual Hitler might do to these people. Don’t remember what happened? Just check out the video from Compilation Central.

The Midget with the baseball bat was crazy, but that spear through the television was awesome.

If Trump’s so-called bigotry has journalists and SJWs spazzing out like they just took a ride in Snoop Dogg’s hash-filled limo and then watched Mind Games, I can only imagine what would happen if any of those people read about or saw some of the things Hitler did. Their heads would probably pop like the politicians in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

I mean, if a wind-blown toupee attached to an orange sherbet pear in a $5,000 suit manages to “trigger” SJWs, they’ve got a long way to go before they can deal with a little something-something called reality.

Heck, I would imagine if the trust fund hipsters had parents nearby they would need to keep the phone in check for suicide watch any time reruns of The Apprentice airs. That would probably apply doubly so if someone started playing the Target: Fuhrer DLC with the Presidential inauguration airing in the corner via picture-in-picture. That’s the sort of heart-attack inducing trauma that would be the equivalent of transporting the Pope back to 1987 to attend a hot sauna party with Corey Haim and Corey Feldman: he might experience it, but his heart wouldn’t let him live to talk about it.

Anyway, the Hitler hunting will only be available in Sniper Elite 4 for those who pre-order the game. It’s a special bonus DLC. For everyone else, you can look to pick up a digital copy of Sniper Elite 4 for PC, PS4 and Xbox One on February 14th, 2017.

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