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2020/06

House Flipper Launches On Nintendo Switch June 12th

Ultimate Games and Polish developer Empyrean Studio announced that after moving more than a million copies of House Flipper on PC, PS4, and Xbox One (both of which are owned by platform holders who have made the cut on the Traitors of America Master List), it was announced that House Flipper will make its way to the Nintendo Switch starting June 12th.

Now, it should be noted that Nintendo of America and their localizers from Redmond, Washington, have all stepped forward to also betray the trust of gamers and stab them in the back. However, the good news is that Nintendo of Japan did not support the treasonous actions of those residing Stateside, and has stayed silent and in their lane.

So if you don’t own a Switch, it might be wise to only import one from Europe or Japan.

As for House Flipper, the game originally launched back in 2018 for PC and then slowly had a roll out on PS4 and Xbox One, with the concept being that you purchase a beat up or rundown house, fix it up and then attempt to sell it at a premium market value.

You have to clean up the debris, remove the junk, scrub the windows and floors, as well as replace broken parts, paint the walls, and change the décor.

In some ways this is basically like a Rebuilding America Simulator after so many people lost their homes and businesses in the riots taking place across the country.

If you don’t want to risk going outside and getting murdered by crazy Antifa or BLM supporters, or risk injury in an all-out riot, you can stay inside and repair homes from the comfort of your Nintendo Switch come June 12th.

For more information on the game, feel free to visit the Nintendo eShop page.

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